Vauxhall, Keep Off, Gridiron Lady.

Vauxhall

Repeatedly
Scotsman Politics
Apathy Tube
Loves London.
Hates Celtic
Likes my Shoes
Ska-man! He calls me
Repeatedly
Biggots, The Sour Sturgeon,
Over we chew
Shows me his Partick Thistle tattoo.
Repeatedly


Keep off

Don't punch
The bees
Don't feed
The pigeons
Save the
Foxes
Hate religion
Don't
Hate the
Religious


Gridiron Lady

As successful as
The Cleveland Browns:
Unity projects
In England's smallest towns.
That's what they want you
To swallow down.