Saturday, 26 December 2020

jingle sharp

jingle

this year

it’s the little things

that will make christmas

magical

this year

overdub overhead o2

oh aye an’ all that

christmas shite

ha ha family ooh eh? ooh eh?

what we like?

(where available)

 

jingle

this year

it’s the little things

sell us a car!

red one

fake beard fanbelt

coke rot footwell

ooh eh? o2

(an’ a wee nip for you)

 

jingle

unwrapping chocolate

tree decorations

rewrapping ‘em

in glass

hoping nobody will notice

(banter)

in snowball fight class

fights with the Sellotape

puttin’ out a glass of milk for Santa

(an’ a wee nip for you)

magical

 

jingle                                                    

this year

it’s the little things

that will make christmas

like the samsung galaxy s20 plus

5g gees with a

magical 400 pounds off

16 ponies

sell us select tariffs!

abs in weeks and tungsten tits

go online or instore o2

(an’ a wee nip for you)

 

jingle

40 pounds off device plan

360 pounds airtime and

3 year contract terms apply

5g (where available)

oh aye o2 oh aye

 

jingle

this year

it’s the 125 million carbon tonnes

this year

it’s the little things

add noughts and tellurium

oh aye o2 ooh eh?

this year

it’s the little things

that will make Christmas

(where available)

magical

 


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