Classroom Shangri-la

The play entitled

"The disband of the

Supply and demand teacher

(Double feature)" 

Hit the cutting room floor

The cast of broken legs

Were signed off by kids

Chocolates were scripts

For dwindling kindling

Unlistened to monologues

Were put to fire

There was no desire

To budget for another bucket

The caretaker didn't 

The head refused to

Remove it from the sand

At the Christmas show

The 14 year old band

Covered the Theme from Shaft

Slow

Real

Slow

Cally Road Supermarket

The gormless and student  Glide round in slippers Wide-eyed slow picky Like Wollworthian nippers Mixing with me  Who's carrying his kitchen  All I want's custard  My shopping list's itching

He wishes was a little bit Tanka

The besuted soak

Watches the ball game basket

Fill itself under

Tbe bridge under the piss un

Do the top knot play some D

The Fireworks on the Bridge Tanka

What's fireworks night

Got that I ain't got? The bridge 

Fireworks the bridge 

He took it to the and real
Eyesed he loved beer like a child 

NY Jury Tanka

When the lowest bar's

Been raised these days these bloody

Days we ship Jurys

Surely the New York Times says

Best musical of the century 

Let's Idiot Ourselves a Tanka

Seeing the world through

Football eyes the only thing

We can summise is

Question whys we idiot 

Ourselves OK no replies 

Rumbardly and Trappist

The use

Deduced from

Faux Nins 

Plugged in

Jack from

The radio union

Spewed in

Chorton

Cum Hardy

Staid and

Plaid

Puts paid

The bowling alley

The lad

The cut

The chutspa

The input

Marked

Hardly

And out

Went the

Anything but

Views of

Nuns and

Narrow pins

Then some

Twelve son

Rumbardly

And trappist

They keep

On coming in