Wednesday, 13 November 2019

Classroom Shangri-la

The play entitled
"The disband of the
Supply and demand teacher
(Double feature)" 
Hit the cutting room floor
The cast of broken legs
Were signed off by kids
Chocolates were scripts
For dwindling kindling
Unlistened to monologues
Were put to fire
There was no desire
To budget for another bucket
The caretaker didn't 
The head refused to
Remove it from the sand
At the Christmas show
The 14 year old band
Covered the Theme from Shaft

Tuesday, 12 November 2019

Cally Road Supermarket

The gormless and student  Glide round in slippers Wide-eyed slow picky Like Wollworthian nippers Mixing with me  Who's carrying his kitchen  All I want's custard  My shopping list's itching

Sunday, 10 November 2019

He wishes was a little bit Tanka

The besuted soak
Watches the ball game basket
Fill itself under
Tbe bridge under the piss un
Do the top knot play some D

Tuesday, 5 November 2019

The Fireworks on the Bridge Tanka

What's fireworks night
Got that I ain't got? The bridge 
Fireworks the bridge 
He took it to the and real
Eyesed he loved beer like a child 

Monday, 4 November 2019

NY Jury Tanka

When the lowest bar's
Been raised these days these bloody
Days we ship Jurys
Surely the New York Times says
Best musical of the century 

Sunday, 3 November 2019

Let's Idiot Ourselves a Tanka

Seeing the world through
Football eyes the only thing
We can summise is
Question whys we idiot 
Ourselves OK no replies 

Saturday, 2 November 2019

Rumbardly and Trappist

The use
Deduced from
Faux Nins 
Plugged in
Jack from
The radio union
Spewed in
Cum Hardy
Staid and
Puts paid
The bowling alley
The lad
The cut
The chutspa
The input
And out
Went the
Anything but
Views of
Nuns and
Narrow pins
Then some
Twelve son
And trappist
They keep
On coming in