Football Shaped

When all we cared
Was kerby kick-abouts
When the world was football-shaped
When the Alsatian’s tooth
Was the proof
We knew
That
As today
The Earth was ruled
By those who’d
Have it flat

Straight

It’s not
My fault
You’re a fucking nightmare
With your click
Tap heels
And straight hair
Cultural reappropriation
Has been
Going on
For years

Tabs Out

With a tab on
He contemplates
The tab behind the bar
He contemplates
The tabs in folders
He shoulders
The things
He should have done
Then
To balance it up
The next drinks
Are one the smaller one

The State of Homelessness

The state

Lies about the problem

They state

That the problem lies

With otherwise

And here lies the problem

And here lies the problem

Dunk

Freedom
Is a biscuit
That doesn’t know
How to dunk

Find the Gap

Find the gap
Between your brain
And this platform

Crown Jewels

In towers high
The pension schemers
Steal your dreams
To satisfy their glutton

In banquet halls
They’re eating beef
While on your plate
The lamb is really mutton

So here we stand
Hand in hand
It’s these 2 points we’re sticking ✌️

‘Cos it’s hard to guard
Your own Crown Jewels
When they get
A Royal kicking