26p's worth

Father of 'Insurance claim' Guardian columnist and trainee vicar's request to an ex-tennis player's CND sculpture at an arte povera show to intervene in a performance art piece because the artist in question has an injured hand. 

Passing past-it Pistol Pete's 'peace peas peak' piece, "please pause Pauper Paul's poor paws, performing pee-pee piece", pleas PIP pre-priest Pete Paphide's pastor papa. 

Scaretanka

Up the sunshine grows

As cattle get back to their

Comics round the buzz 

Got round back combed the sound to

Be outstanding in the field 

Famka

Up the sunshine grows
As cattle get back to their
Comics round the buzz
Got round back-combed the sound to
Be outstanding in they feeled

Twanka

Jealot gets out of

His troll box leans 'gainst comfort

Plastic bar culture

Appropriate wither piss

Pot called the back seat kidda

Modern Pub Tanka

Alright patience don't 

Try before you buy pub's ain't

Wine shops I dig the

Drop's lost I've glasses too but

Like your head chat mine's empty

The Commuter Suit with Trainers Tanka

She swung the morning  Banana skin as handbag Julie Christie film With Bernard Herrmann songs 'cept With regret the shoes' all wrong

Life Drawing Double Tanka

See and seize are fine

Applied by flick or stroke or

Finishing polish

To the chicken mesh net of

Artistic moment success

Not the studied mess

Of mind over under stud

Under garm under

Duress possession stress per

Formed cast upon strangers' flesh