Sunday 13 March 2016

The Pallady of Dave Blighty

The grandiose chose well
'His' kleptomaniac
Their house of living swell
'Pon bricks of bric-a-brac
She confiscated bells
Whistles, they ne'er lacked
Till once a deathly nell
With bricks for boots, he asked:
"For why that I must dwell
In silken bag of cats?"
"The canal, my dear ain't well,
Gluttonous Brits it lacks".