Dead or Alive

The fright eyed and bushy collared
Are at the bar
There are jumpers matching carpets
But don’t start, ‘cos
They are keeping this pub alive
They are keeping this pub dead
My best mate told us that
At Public School
The shirt tucked in at the front
But hanging out the back
But blazer covered
Was an act of rebellion
This look prevails where
They are keeping this pub alive
They are keeping this pub dead
The glasses are expensive
The beer in the glasses is expensive
They Instagram the daft old
Shite on the ceiling
I’ve got a feeling that
They are keeping this pub alive
They are keeping this pub dead
No room for mongrel dogs
They move in circles concentric
Trip advisor says the bog smell
Is‘charmingly authentic’
They are keeping this pub alive
They are keeping this pub dead
50,000 pints over 15 years
Can’t be wrong
It’s what the quiz machine said
They are keeping this pub alive
They are keeping this pub dead