Evidently Fat Cat Town

The Ashley PR's Ashley keen

To Ashley keep it Ashley clean

The Ashley chief’s an Ashley swine

Who Ashley draws an Ashley line

At Ashley winning Ashley games

The Ashley fans they Ashley blame

Are nowhere to be Ashley found

Anywhere in Fat Cat Town

The Ashley football's Ashley sad

The Ashley news is Ashley bad

The Ashley board are Ashley tanned

The Ashley press are Ashley banned

The Ashley folks are Ashley daft

Don’t make me Ashley laugh

It Ashley hurts to look around

Everywhere in Fat Cat Town

The Ashley pay is Ashley late

You Ashley wait you Ashley wait

You’re Ashley lost and Ashley found

Stuck in Ashley Fat Cat Town

The Ashley view is Ashley vile

At SJP for Ashley miles

The Ashley families Ashley cry

The Ashley workers Ashley die

The Ashley shops are full of muck

The Ashley shares are Ashley fucked

We're Ashley going Ashley down

Once again in Fat Cat Town

The Ashley pubs are Ashley dull

The Ashley club is Ashley full

Of Ashley girls and Ashley guys

With Ashley pound signs in Their eyes

An Ashley bloke is Ashley whacked 

The Ashley con in his contract

You Ashley stay at Ashley home

At least the neighbours Ashley moan

Sack The Ashley Steve Bruce clown

This is Ashley Fat Cat Town

The Ashley pay is Ashley late

You Ashley wait you Ashley wait

You’re Ashley lost and Ashley found

Stuck in Ashley Fat Cat Town

The Ashley pies are Ashley old

The Ashley chips are Ashley cold

The Ashley beer is Ashley flat

The Ashley cats are Ashley fat

The Ashley regime's Ashley wrong

The Ashley season's Ashley long

It Ashley gets you Ashley down

Evidently Fat Cat Town