Cries into her apostrophe bin
There’s something eating up inside her
She’s suffering for our sins
As a girl she’d climb the pedant tree
She would string and pickle commas
In the airing cupboard they would be
‘Till they were 101ers
She cut the hyphens from her Barbies
Poured full stops on the slugs
Her old man was a grocer see
And a punctuating thug
Later she worked happily
In the employment of semantics
Her spaghetti was alphabetti
Her thesaurus love romantic
She was never a ladder climber
Though spent her time up ladders
A real job-for-life typer
Work was making her mad her
Despair would get the better
In this age of under spelling
She’d curse the written patter
Her demons needed quelling
She clocked it planned it properly
Her suicidal sign
Above her old man’s property
She’d hang herself in time
So light for her four candles
Give your grammar a cremation
Flay yourself with Twitter handles
With Fahrenheit 451 sensation
She write the sign to become a shrine
To proper spelling grammar
As she hung by the neck above the deck
The sign said “s’not S’pelt like that you wanker!”
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