When 'companied by his closest mate
Who feel the distance at this boring point
In an pointless pub and an England friendly.
The two feint like Gazza leaving patronising tones in their wake
And the defensesless on her backside,
It is unsaid,
But all about that.
Mordern lads' with media hair
And bench-pressed weights to compare
Until their brotherly love is back
To being spread thinly like Philadelphia cheese on the gluten free toast of life,
By the Infadel of superficial beauty unavailable at 0% interest.
Preened cats having a six grand pork scratch
Pondering and trying before buying
In a badly converted forest
Where wolves stuck together once, honest
And only hunted when nessecary.
One confused woodpecker.
Two plaid-shirted loggers.