Saturday, 26 December 2020

Penrage

Mark:


Dean's grotty under bog beer,

hid vial biz:

go on, talc me, or kale cap

your penrage gait! 


Jeep wife hit hi: nifty node!

New Quote swerve:

Mix milky! snots no

lax curio, nor suave lion. 


Ruth:


Under snots beer, 

On milky talc cap 

Hid your suave quote - new penrage:

Swerve or hit me, 

Curio kale lion dean

Jeep wife

Lay no lax mix

nor nifty node

Hi gait

Vial biz

Go! 





jingle sharp

jingle

this year

it’s the little things

that will make christmas

magical

this year

overdub overhead o2

oh aye an’ all that

christmas shite

ha ha family ooh eh? ooh eh?

what we like?

(where available)

 

jingle

this year

it’s the little things

sell us a car!

red one

fake beard fanbelt

coke rot footwell

ooh eh? o2

(an’ a wee nip for you)

 

jingle

unwrapping chocolate

tree decorations

rewrapping ‘em

in glass

hoping nobody will notice

(banter)

in snowball fight class

fights with the Sellotape

puttin’ out a glass of milk for Santa

(an’ a wee nip for you)

magical

 

jingle                                                    

this year

it’s the little things

that will make christmas

like the samsung galaxy s20 plus

5g gees with a

magical 400 pounds off

16 ponies

sell us select tariffs!

abs in weeks and tungsten tits

go online or instore o2

(an’ a wee nip for you)

 

jingle

40 pounds off device plan

360 pounds airtime and

3 year contract terms apply

5g (where available)

oh aye o2 oh aye

 

jingle

this year

it’s the 125 million carbon tonnes

this year

it’s the little things

add noughts and tellurium

oh aye o2 ooh eh?

this year

it’s the little things

that will make Christmas

(where available)

magical

 


Tuesday, 22 December 2020

Saturday, 19 December 2020

Flushet

 Mark


flushet save

in frail fund ode

   peak size yawn

      re: ego data op


chump axe

                 oat ate

natty goon give too


ex-ditz vied bare

   flit torn

      rejoin at crease

 

while modal pigs

   be equal 



Ruth


Bare modal peak

Torn

While ego pigs

Chump

Frail equal crease 

Rejoin 

Data at yawn

Vied

Ex axe ode 

Save 

Flit flushet fund

Ate 

Oat-frail goon

Give 

Good in size-op

Re

Be too ditz

Natty 

Sunday, 6 December 2020

Summer


Some

Some peep

Some people 

Some people jog

Some people jog on

Anon

Wednesday, 2 December 2020

Going Through

 

The amount of

Canada Goose

outside the boozer

is one draw away

from predictable

Saturday, 7 November 2020

Hey! Fever


with the teargas in his lungs

another glass of headache 

and a lawnmower made of grass