Cally Road Supermarket

Cally Road Supermarket Sweep Gormless & student Glide round in slippers Wide eyed slow picky Wollworthian nippers Mixing it with me Carrying his kitchen Here to get custard & A couple of 3 bits in They're snails & I'm fried & far from mustard My shopping list Hits the ditch

He wishes he was a little bit Tanka

The besuted soak

Watches the ball game basket

Fill itself under

Tbe bridge under the piss un

Do the top knot play some D

The Fireworks on the Bridge Tanka

What's fireworks night

Got that I ain't got? The bridge 

Fireworks the bridge 

He took it to the and real
Eyesed he loved beer like a child 

NY Jury Tanka

When the lowest bar's

Been raised these days these bloody

Days we ship Jurys

Surely the New York Times says

Best musical of the century 

Let's Idiot Ourselves a Tanka

Seeing the world through

Football eyes the only thing

We can summise is

Question whys we idiot 

Ourselves OK no replies 

Rumbardly and Trappist

The use

Deduced from

Faux Nins 

Plugged in

Jack from

The radio union

Spewed in

Chorton

Cum Hardy

Staid and

Plaid

Puts paid

The bowling alley

The lad

The cut

The chutspa

The input

Marked

Hardly

And out

Went the

Anything but

Views of

Nuns and

Narrow pins

Then some

Twelve son

Rumbardly

And trappist

They keep

On coming in

Poem whilst watching the nice breeders and the FT readers

The rah rahs

Cultivate the pub

The coffee bar spotifies

Dub

And in my

Overpriced

I knick me sandwiched

Knackered teeth

Pon de rub

And

If the English wind

Could be arsed

Twould 

Cry Mary

Maybe

*turns nose to snub